Keemat

                       Keemat (value)

Aaj mujhe dekhne ladke wale aane wale hai...Bahut Jada excited hu bt nervousness  v bahut Jada hai... Yar nervous hona lajmi hai... But excited Kyo hu!!! Shayd iska karn wo ladka hai jisse Mai pyar krti hu... 

Uska Nam Arjun hai... Dekhne me to kaafi good-looking hai .... Shayd yhi reason hai Mai pahli bar hi use dekhte sath 😍😍 Pagl ho gyi thi....

Mummy bula rahi hai... lagta hai.. vo log aa gye..... Hey bhagwan ye Dil kitta tej dhadk raha hai... Kya kru... Kya kru..!!!! Lambi saans leti hu.... Just relax Jiya cool down..!!!

Sorry btana to bhool gyi .. hello Mera Nam Jiya hai.... Upppsss  mummy bula rahi hai....

Mummy to chali gyi or itte lambe chaude instructions v de gyi....vha ese ni ese Jana ye krna vo ni....Jada na hasna ...jitta pucha Jaye utta hi bolna....ooofff ohhh God !!! Mujhe thodi si Shakti Dena .... 

(Room me enter hote hue...)

Lo jiya aa gyi.... -Papa bole. 

 Papa- aao beta aao yha...

Me- jese Jess kadm aage badh rahe the dar v lg raha tha .... Khi gir na jau mummy n itti bhari sari Jo pahna rakhi thi..... Fir v jese tese khud ko sambhalte hue.... Uncle aunty k pair chue .... 

Bt samjh ni aaya Arjun k pas se gujrte waqt usk pair ???  Naaaa !!! Vo v chune the Kya???

Are ni usk ni chune the Mai v pagl thi kuch v soch rahi thi.... Tbi aunty boli...

Aunty- Dekhiye ladki to humko pasnd hai... Humare ladk ko v apki ladki pasnd thi... Tbi hum log yha aaye... Taki ladki ko dekh le or aage ki bate v ho Jaye....!!!  

Papa- ji ha jarur .... Ek kaam krte h ki thoda time ladka ladki ko akele me bat krne k liye dete hai or hum yha discuss KR lete h....Shaadi k bare me...

Uncle - haa hi ye apne bilkul sahi kaha chlo beta aap jao ja k Jiya k sath thoda bate kro....

Mera man me to mano Laddu foot pde ho...phli bar Bina kisi k dar k hum dono thoda time spend KR payege... Vrna jb v mile h to khi family ka dar to khi koi dekh na le....bt yha koi dar ni tha....

Mai Arjun ko lek terrise pr chli gyi....hum vha bate krne lge....thodi der bad jb Mai pani ki bottel lene kitchen me aayi to kuch awaje sunayi di....

Jb jhak k Maine dekha to mere papa uncle k pair pakd k request KR rahe the.... Do minute k liye to lga sb sunn pd gya ho... Mano mujhe kuch samjh ni aa raha sirf dikh rahe h to mere papa Jo uncle k pair pkd veenti KR rahe the ....

Mujh se raha ni gya Mai room me gyi....

Mujhe dekh papa bole beta abi AAP jao yha bde aps me bat kr rahe h apka koi kaam ni h....

Per Kyo Papa aap is trh Kyo uncle k pair pkde the bat Kya h Papa.... Tbi Ajay v neeche aa jata h room me.....

Kya hua Jiya tum ese Kyo bol rahi ho -Ajay

Aunty - kuch ni beta ye bado ki bate h usko samjh ni ayegi....

Me- esi Kun SI bat h aunty jisk chlte mere papa ko uncle k pair pkde pde.... 

Arjun- Jiya mind your language... Vo Meri MAA h...

Me-  to vo v mere papa h.... Unko ese kese Dekhu Mai...

Mummy- Jiya chup ho ja .... Ja tu yha se .... Bahn g Mai maafi mangti hu uski trf see bacchi h vo....

Aunty-  huh... To kah dijiye ab badi hone ka waqt aa gya h... Akhir Shaadi hone wali h....

Me- per Mai abi b apne Papa ki hi Beti hu... Or tb v rahungi... Ap log Kya chupa rahe h....btaiye mujhe.... Or Papa aap AP q... Ese ???

Aunty- dekho beta bat esi h ki Mera ladka h engineer vo v software upr see job h khud ka flat h .... To dahej to Kam see Kam 40 lakh hona hi chahiye.... Offer to 50-60 k b the... Bt humne socha ki ladk ki pasnd see ho to Jada accha hai.....

Me- papa aap... Apne btaya q ni....agr mujhe PTA hota ki ye bat hai to Mai kbi ha ni krti....papa meri khusi k liye aap ....papa I m sorry mere krn apko itta jaleel hona PDA...

Arjun - jiyaaa... Hosh me to ho esa Kya ho gya Jo ptangd bna rahi ho... Tumko Ni krni thi mujhe se Shaadi bolo!!!! Ek to apni family ko Mana KR laya or tum ho ki.... Akhir 40 lakh hi to mage h ....itta Kya ho gya...Jo tum drama KR rahi ho.... 

Me- Arjun tum..... Mai galt thi socha tha tum ese ni hoge bt tum v.... 

Aunty- dekha beta kese muh chla rahi h... Phle to mere bete ko fasaya or ab.... Mai na khti thi ki ye middle class log hote hi ese hai ...

Arjun - aap sahi this mumma...Mai hi pagl tha Jo apki bat na Mani or AP logo ko yha lak insult karwayi....

Me- insult Arjun .... Abi Hui kaha h abi to baaki h..... Ab tum suno....

Arjun - jiyaaaaa.....

Me- chup bilkul.... Bhad me gya tujh Jessa ladka Ni krni Shaadi tujh see ni chahiye Teri esi family..... Are tujh pr Taras aata h mujhe.....

Tujhe PTA h ek tawayaf se tu Gaya gujra h janta h kese...!!! Are uski boli lgti h to vo v ek din ki lgti h .... Teri to boli lagane Tere maa baap yha aa gye vo  b Umar bhar Ki....

Vo to ek rat k pese leti h tm to lyf tym k....fir v uski keemat tujh see Kai guna Jada h... Janta h kese.... Tujhe 40 lakh chahiye na dahej Yani agr tu mere sath 40 sal v sath raha to us hisab see ek saal k 365 din or 40 k 14,600 days... To 40,00,000 se agr ek din ka nikale to 273 RS pde chlo 300 RS le lete h.... Ek kothe wali v 1000 see Jada charge krti h.... Ek rat k .... Teri halt to usse v gayi gujri h.... 

"Ek rat ki keemat Teri bas 300 RS...."

 Ab ijjat k sath jese aaye the vese vese jaiye khi kisi or jagh Jak apne ladk ki "keemat" lagaiyega ......!!!!